Top 10 Reasons NOT to Visit a Chiropractor
If you’re looking for reasons not to visit a chiropractor, here are the top 10 !
1.) You don’t have a spine. If you’re born sans spine, there’s really no need to worry about spinal degeneration, is there?
2.) If you can’t see it, it must be fine. Skin, eyes, hair, teeth… These front-facing body parts are important because other people can see them. If a healthy spine was really that important, it wouldn’t be in the back.
3.) You love taking medication. Taking risks makes life more enjoyable! Dizziness, headaches, dry mouth, constipation, seizures, cancer, death… What’s not to like about side effects?
4.) Your insurance doesn’t pay for Chiropractic. Money is for important stuff like Netflix, cigarettes, and gambling. If your insurance plan doesn’t cover it, maybe chiropractic care just isn’t necessary?
5.) Chiropractors don’t prescribe drugs. Why would you want to go to a doctor who doesn’t think you need another prescription? (See #3.)
6.) Chiropractors think lifestyle “stress” can make you sick. Apparently they’re not aware of bad genes. Everybody knows you only get sick because certain diseases just run in the family.
7.) Chiropractors expect you to do stuff at home. They want you to make time for rest, exercise, and stretching. On top of that, they think you should change your diet. Evidently they don’t understand how busy you are…
8.) Besides, you never make bad choices. You eat just fine, and there’s nothing wrong with the way you’re living. Even if your “habits” are making you gain weight and age prematurely, that’s none of the chiropractors business! Their job is to get you out of pain so you can get back to doing the things that brought you there in the first place.
9. You don’t have any pain. We get it, you don’t have any pain, but is that what chiropractors really do? Did you know that the very first chiropractic adjustment was given for hearing loss? The chiropractic adjustment (yes relieves pain), but more importantly removed this nerve interference to every organ, tissue and cell in your body while stimulating a your brain to improve overall brain function, hormone balance, immunity, cognitive thinking, mood, Et cetera
10. You just don’t care about your brain health. Research shows us that the function of your spine actually impacts the way your brain works. Spinal adjustments improve the way you your brain works!